Apu Nahasapeemapetilon


Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is the proud owner of the Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield's only convenience store, and the home of the Squishy. Apu has been the victim of many ruthless attacks on the Kwik-E-Mart and has been shot many times. During one incident he almost died but another bullet that was lodged inside of Apu's body helped this particular bullet ricochet off saving hos life. He lost hios job at the Kwik-E-Mart at one point when he surved the dreaded sausage (below) When he lost his job he lost his accommadation too, so he moved in with The Simpsons. He and Homer then went to india to see the Guru of Kwik-E-Mart's to ask him just three questions which Homer wasted by asking him...."Are you the real founder of the Kwik-E-Mart?" "Really?" "Really?". Apu got his job back and is still the proud owner of the Kwik-E-Mart. There is now a new feature that if Apu looses concisnous the person who phoned 911 gets a voucher for a free Pickle.
The dreaded Sausage